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  • Swag

    Swag 10:32 am on December 11, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment  

    Is sex free or do we pay for it in one way or another? 

    Do we? Watch this.

    I want to know if this is how you see it. Do you think taking a woman out to eat is paying for sex? That is, if she let you play with the cat after dinner.
    I have to agree with Huey on this one. I love women in general(Not in-love with a chick) and I couldn’t live without them. I don’t even want to think about what I would have to do without them.
    Taking a chick out to eat is not paying for sex.

    If you pay a chick and she drop to her knees and start sucking your dick, then you just paid for sex. There is a difference it’s a really small difference, but it there.
    Feel Free to disagree with me, I know many of you will.

     
  • Swag

    Swag 2:31 pm on December 10, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
    Tags: orgasm, , sex facts, sexual acts   

    A few sex facts that make you go uuummmm… 

    1) Did you know that at least 300 million people save sex everyday? If your not one of these people than you need a larger network. Try twitter.
    That means that 104,166 (give or take) sexual acts are taking place right now. I’m in the wrong place at the wrong time and so are you if you are reading this.

    2) The human esophagus is about 10 inches long. Guys! guys! You know what I’m thinking. Ladies this one might not be good news for you, but if you want to test the depth of yours, send me an email ;) . Now when she tells you she can’t go any deeper, just point her to this site.

    3) Here is a good one… The hotter it is the better your orgasm. I think I will try this on a 90 degree day with the heat on and the door and windows locked. Better idea; you try it and tell me how it goes.

    4) Last one! Black men have the largest dicks. it’s true! the same people that tells you that your food is safe to eat and drugs are safe to take also proves (scientifically) that we (African American Men) Have the largest organs. LOL!
    I am proof of this…. don’t believe everything your read.

     
  • Swag

    Swag 3:38 pm on December 9, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
    Tags: Panties, panty sniffing   

    Panties in vending machines? 

    It is said that men in Japan can buy worn panties from vending machines. When I first heard this, I was kind of confused, but that was because I did not get the entire story. After doing some research, I found that they bought the panties to sniff them. That made a lot more sense to me.

    It remind me of one of my ex. I don’t know what she did but her stuff always smelled sweet. I’m not talking about fruity sprays or soap, she just always smelled great.
    Anyway! I wonder if this would work here in America. Get some porn star to sell the panties she was wearing before the scene. Would you buy one? If so, how much would you pay?

    These Japanese are innovators. You have to love them for the effort.

     
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