This whole crazy week had me thinking about starting my own business. I am getting tired of missing out on opportunities (not all are sexually related) and tired of being told what to do. I have what it takes to run my own business! I think. I am thinking about something online, maybe an e-commerce site selling sex toys. I am not sure what it will be yet, but I am very serious about doing it, whatever “it” turns out to be.

On the bright side all that work last week has gained me a few free days this week and I intend to spend it fucking and drinking (More fucking than drinking). Shit I might do both at the same time. Guys hide your girls of she might be walking funny for a few days. LOL JK. I will let you all know how it goes. Wish me luck!

I had my right sprained from being twisted when my ex was having an orgasm. It hurt like hell, but I was proud of myself for accomplishing such a feet. Just call her the see if anyone has topped me yet. “Your still the best” she said

Share your story with us. The masses are intrigued .

I’m a lip and butt man. Yes! I have a weakness for lips. I love getting head and there is nothing better than watching some sexy lips please me. As far as butts go, I just need it to have a good shape. I like all size as long as the shape is right.

Ladies I want to know what body part turns you on the most. I want the same from you too guy, but I can already guess.

I want to know if this is how you see it. Do you think taking a woman out to eat is paying for sex? That is, if she let you play with the cat after dinner.
I have to agree with Huey on this one. I love women in general(Not in-love with a chick) and I couldn’t live without them. I don’t even want to think about what I would have to do without them.
Taking a chick out to eat is not paying for sex.

If you pay a chick and she drop to her knees and start sucking your dick, then you just paid for sex. There is a difference it’s a really small difference, but it there.
Feel Free to disagree with me, I know many of you will.

2) The human esophagus is about 10 inches long. Guys! guys! You know what I’m thinking. Ladies this one might not be good news for you, but if you want to test the depth of yours, send me an email . Now when she tells you she can’t go any deeper, just point her to this site.

3) Here is a good one… The hotter it is the better your orgasm. I think I will try this on a 90 degree day with the heat on and the door and windows locked. Better idea; you try it and tell me how it goes.

4) Last one! Black men have the largest dicks. it’s true! the same people that tells you that your food is safe to eat and drugs are safe to take also proves (scientifically) that we (African American Men) Have the largest organs. LOL!
I am proof of this…. don’t believe everything your read.

It remind me of one of my ex. I don’t know what she did but her stuff always smelled sweet. I’m not talking about fruity sprays or soap, she just always smelled great.
Anyway! I wonder if this would work here in America. Get some porn star to sell the panties she was wearing before the scene. Would you buy one? If so, how much would you pay?

These Japanese are innovators. You have to love them for the effort.

They followed us to another club and obviously, this club was sucking the life out the other club, because the line was a freakin’ mile long. After about 45 minutes I just couldn’t take it any more and went to bribe a bouncer, but he was an ass and wanted $100 a head. On my way back to tell my friend I was leaving, the sky opened up and a bright light was focused on a girl that has been chasing me for about 4 months now. I could have fucked her right there, but I just told her what she wanted to hear until she agreed to let us skip.

This club was packed and hot chicks were a dime a dozen. We agreed to split up and find each other later. I fought my way to the bar and ordered a Belvedere with lime, but what ever it is that she brought back was defiantly not Belvedere, I gave it back and watched her this time to make sure. Before I could take my first sip, the chick that let us in the line was in my ear asking for a drink, I told her to order what she wanted (It’s not my money) I paid and we went our separate ways.

For the next 2 hours normal club stuff went on until the music stopped and the bouncers were dragging some guy towards the door. Low and behold, it was my friend. Needless to say that was it for the club. He was having a problem with one of the shot girls, and we all know how that goes. The hot chick that came with us from the other club was out side and she was drunk and her friend was even more fucked. After explaining what happened we all wanted to party a little more and agreed to get a hotel room, but first we needed more alcohol . Since I was the only sober one in the group I went to get the car and when I returned, the chick that let us cut in line was there and she wanted to come along(good thing Escalade’s fit 7).

At the hotel things were not going so according to planned. Apparently, they do not allow 6 people to a room and it was even worst that 5 of them was piss drunk and showing their ass. We, well I decided to find another hotel because I really wanted to fuck the hot Latin chick. By the third hotel I was ready to go home and drove back to the club to drop these chicks off. The club was letting out and some guy was yelling “party at me house!” and the drunk people in the back was chanting follow him! follow him! follow him!

We got to his house and it was a fucking Mansion with a butler and everything, this house was f’in nice. We got directed to the pool area and the lights came on, drinks was being served, and the music was blasting. People started jumping in the pool and acting a fool. I found a nice spot for the hot chick and myself to do our thing, when the other chick came pulling me over to the pool. I unlatched her grip and told her I was busy when she went loco on me (In a funny drunk way). The started telling me how much she loved me and wanted to do anything for me, yelling and just making a fool of herself. Everyone was laughing (myself included) and the more she went on the funnier it got. I looked back at the Latin chick, but she was gone and I was kinda upset about this, but what was I going to do to this poor girl she already made a huge fool of herself.

I got tired and wanted to go home after about an hour later and drag my friend to the car. On the way home he passed out and I had to drag his heavy ass to his door. all in all it was a pretty good night for a Monday.

This is a very good thread you should read. It got me excited! Wish I could have watch it, maybe give some instructions. Anyway enjoy!